MARRIAGE – a wonderful silly ritual
One of my best friends got married last week and everyone seemed so happy at the wonderful celebration, even though the groom had a fit with all the stuff he had to do. Marriage is a social, religious, spiritual, or legal union of individuals, well if you’re from my part of the world you’ll realize that marriage is just a stamp of authority for the girl and boy to live together. Well I reached on time on the day for the song and dance evening , where people from the groom and the bride were introduced, followed by a competition between the girl and boy friend’s which luckily we won because some of the questions were rigged. As for me and my friends who are of the alcoholic nature we found our ways to intoxicate ourselves till the wee hours of the night in a true Brahmin wedding, believe me marriage seem a lot like “made In heaven “ when you’re drunk. Somehow something happens at weddings to older women, they tend to get each bachelor guy fixed up as if he was the next in line , even though I thought my friend was a little young to get married. Even writing a thank you note seems odd since you're bullshitting all your way through but what the hell tit for tat.
The next day the groom had to wake up early for it was a morning wedding, the usual hula-hoot, people perform their ceremonies , congratulate and then speed off to eat .My friend’s wedding was at a prestigious location in a major city , even a famous actor dropped in for a quick snap. Then in the evening was the reception which was kind of the same only the attire of the bride and groom had changed, making me wonder how much budget a wedding costs and how cheap would be my wedding and if it would be? Then the next day it was a private reception for people at a five star hotel , same thing but with alcohol , and by the end of it all the groom and bride were so tired that all they wanted to do was take a week long vacation.
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My Pets
This post goes out for my dogs funny and yahoo , I know they have weird names but it’s a family tradition. well the first dog I actually got was a Pomeranian whom we called fluffy he was like a destructor and very aggressive but we had to give him away because of some owner issues and we were stuck with a black tiny Doberman pincher with his one leg in a cast. Funny was not so aggressive and was more of a calm and composed dog but used to run away after big dogs as if he was bigger than them. That small little fellow had some speed cause I used to run after him. He was extremely smart and even used to differ people from their way of dressing and more of a guard dog. He was with us for almost 12-13 years but passed away last year from kidney failure , well he had a great life cause I know he used to have everything we got and drank cola too.
Then last year my mom got a dog , a Labrador , he was like a little snowball when he came to us. Now he’s more of a racket monster who needs to play all the time and boy is he difficult to control , well I’ve been training him a lot but he only listens when there is food around so not going so great . I even wanted to keep a street dog but the family voted me out. all in all even if you hate your pets , one soft look will make you weak . They are great stress busters and even the long walk gets converted into good fun if you turn it into a fun filled exercise. So to all those people who don’t’ have pets and want to get one in the future be it any animal I would definitely recommend one but do check in with a vet before you get one.
Movies seen ....
JUNO
Juno is an average movie to start off with. It deals with a pregnant 16 year old girl and her life around her. Well after all the rave reviews of the film I saw it , it is nothing special but it’s a well told story.
Verdict : 5.5/10. Don’t get pregnant at 16
THE BUCKET LIST
The bucket list is a movie about tow dying cancer patients and how they try to live their last wishes, it’s a ok movie not that great.
BEOWULF
It’s a movie about a warrior trying to save a kingdom from a monster , this movie was not that great as I expected it to be , some good action fights but overall a disappointing film.
WHY DID I GET MARRIED?
It’s about a bunch of couples trying to cope up with their married life , and it is good fun to watch it.
HOT ROD
This movie is awesome if you leave your brains out and have a few laughs. The stunts are pretty good.
SOUTH PARK THE MOVIE
Super awesome…like the way Eric cart man says it , based on the southpark series it’s a fun watch for people over 18.
JUMPER
The movie is about people who can teleport themselves from one place to another. This movie should be watched in a hall otherwise it’s not a movie to watch at all , the stunts are what hold the movie together.
THE BEE MOVIE
It’s a fun film and a family film and the graphics in the film are good , the story revolves around a bee trying to save their honey from humans.
BEERFEST
Burrrrp…..that should be all
CASINO ROYALE
When I first heard Daniel craig was the next bond I had my doubts ,but the movie was super awesome…action fights were good and so was the acting which was more like the bond the author wrote about
DAN IN REAL LIFE
It’s a good movie of a person falling for his brother’s girlfriend and it is a good watch
EASTERN PROMISES
The movie is about a mob family and their problems , the movie is a ok sort of movie . you can watch it if you’re bored
ENCHANTED
It’s a nice family movie about a fairy princess coming to real life in new rock city , at first I thought it would be boring but it turned out to be pretty good.
RAMBO 4
This is pretty good watch , awesome fights and pretty good direction . thumbs up to Stallone.
SAW 4
Ok movie nothing much to great ,the usual saw stuff.
SICKO
This is pretty good movie revealing the health system secrets of America
THE HEARTBREAK KID
This is fun watch as long as there are no kids around , it’s about a guy who gets married in a rush and realizes he still has doubts about the women he has married.
THE SIMPSON’S MOVIE
No dope…..need I say more…Springfield is the America’s most polluted city so the us government tries to cut it out .check out this Simpson’s family adventure for sure
SURF’S UP
It’s a ok movie about a penguin realizing his dream to win a surfing championship
MICHEAL CLAYTON
This is pretty good movie about how lawyers work around the system. George Clooney has the major credits
CLOVERFIELD
Awesome movie ..definitely a movie theater movie . it’s about a bunch of friends trying to survive after aliens attack new York city.
SWEENEY TODD
I am not fond of musicals but this surely make movies come alive. Based on the Sweeney Todd play this movie is a nice watch
PASSION OF THE CHRIST
Nice movie about Jesus, very good acting , don’t know why Mel Gibson got so rich from a simple low budget film.
RUN FAT BOY RUN
Good fun movie , light hearted comedy about a father trying to impress his girlfriend and son by competing in a marathon
27 DRESSES
Silly little movie for the romantic people, don’t know why it became a hit. It’s about a girl helping her friends getting married and she's the best bride's maid ever..
THE INCONVENIENT TRUTH
Nice documentary about global warming.
SUNSHINE
Super awesome movie about a bunch of scientists trying to revive the sun. very good graphics.
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Numerology - did you get your numbers right ?
I am bad at math but when somebody asks me about numerology i get up , actually i did become good at calculating cause i have done this so many times that it got embedded into my brain. Numerology is a relationship between numbers and living things and the main basis of calculating is finding the sum total of your name, birth date etc which you can do from the table given below, well do i believe in this pseudo science is a big question, well if your free and don't have nothing much to do then why not ? it's a fun exercise
A = 1 , B = 2 , C = 3 ..., S = 19 =1 , Z = 26 =8 and so on
Like nip = 5+9+7 = 21 = 2+1 = 3 so now you guys can look up your traits ...
1 Positive Traits: Initiator of action, a pioneering spirit, inventive ideas, strong leadership skills, independent, drives to attain, individualistic style, executive abilities, extraordinary will and determination, courageous.
1 Negative Traits: Overly assertive or aggressive, dominating, impulsiveness, egotistic, boastfulness, willfulness.
2 Positive Traits: Cooperation, adaptability, considerate of others, sensitive to the needs of others, partnering, an arbiter or mediator, modest, sincere, spiritually influenced, a diplomat.
2 Negative Traits: Shyness, timidity, fear, self-consciousness, drown in detail, depression.
3 Positive Traits: Self-expressive in many ways, verbalization, inspiration and keen imagination, artistic gifts, accurate impressions and insights, never-ending optimism, happy and fun-loving, enjoys life fully.
3 Negative Traits: Scattered energies, exaggeration, unfinished projects, lack of direction, moodiness, self-centeredness.
4 Positive Traits: Strong sense of order and values, struggle against limits, steady growth, highly practical, scientific mind, attention to detail, foundation for achievement, a genius for organization, fine management skills.
4 Negative Traits: Lack of imagination, caught up in detail, stubborn fixed opinions, argumentative, slow to act, too serious, confused.
5 Positive Traits: Expansiveness, new and visionary ideas, quick thinking, versatile and ever-changing, action oriented, curious and exploring, promoting, resourceful in using freedom constructively.
5 Negative Traits: Restless, discontent, edgy temperament and speech, dissatisfaction, too many hasty decisions, impatience, lacking in application.
6 Positive Traits: A strong sense of responsibility, artistic, a nurturing disposition, community oriented, balanced, sympathy for others, a humanitarian, unselfishness, love of home and domestic affairs, freely renders service to others.
6 Negative Traits: Self-righteousness, obstinacy, stubborn, dominates family and friends, meddling, egotistical and susceptible to flattery, outspoken.
7 Positive Traits: Skilled at analysis and research, an intelligent seeker of knowledge, scientific and inventive, studious, meditating, charming personality and demeanor, love of solitude and peace, a perfectionist.
7 Negative Traits: Hidden motives and suspicions, overly reserved, arguments enjoined with silence or sarcasm, isolated, inflexible positions, overly upset by distractions.
8 Positive Traits: Executive character and abilities, political skills, expert handling of power and authority, working for a cause, achieving recognition, exercising sound judgment, decisive and commanding.
8. Negative Traits: Workaholic, overly ambitious, lacking humanitarian instincts, mismanaging money, repressing subordinates, impatient with people, stressed, materialistic.
9 Positive Traits: Heartily friendly and congenial, a hail-fellow, humanitarian instincts, a giving nature, selflessness, obligations, creative expression, readily influenced to do good works, artistic and writing talents.
9 Negative Traits: Self-adulation, scattered interests, possessiveness, moodiness, careless with finances, wanting peer attention.
11 See number 2. Spirituality is emphasized more, but in essence, the 2 traits, positive and negative apply.
22 See number 4. Exceptional projects possible, but in essence, the 4 traits, positive and negative apply.
and so the sum total usually represents your character , future etc. well i have usually found out a hell of number's for other people as well but their exact relationship still seems a mystery , but if you have faith it does somehow tend to predict a right path. You can find out a lot from your numbers such as soul urge, inner dreams , challenges and stuff related to your personality. well i have seen a lot of stars change their names cause it seems lucky for them so somehow my mom thinks i should my name also cause my life isn't actually going normal.Numerology can also be sub classified on your birth date, your birth date total etc so it can be said you have various personality types. Last but not the least numerology is a science based on self implying satisfaction and if you can get it , good luck to you. and you can try out this website as well
http://www.astrology-numerology.com/numerology.html
Hair Fall - going , going ...gone...
" oh god he's bald " said one of girls standing close to the bald person standing in front of me , making me realize the horrors of my future and how cruel people can be. Yes it is said you get the genes of your mother passed for your hair , but i would be happy if it would be from my dad's side , cause he still has some left on the top.i read this article once in reader's digest that it is best to let go and face the reality instead of hopping on measures such as transplant , rogain , ...to make your hair come back. I always thought that with the evolution in science there would come a age where a pill or injection would fix the hair pattern in a month, but i have still got my fingers crossed ,so excuses to skip the barber would not seem irrational.
My parents have always had a fit of hairstyle i kept cause it was usually middle parting with long hair, yes i have had my share of embarrassments , but i would give anything from being bald.The hair follicles falling each time i stroke my hair makes me put even more oil and shampoo on my hair just to keep them intact, i don't use gel cause it has it's side effects, but henna seems to be winner of the lot , applying it seems a pain, but the results are worth , it makes your hair feel more strong as if the scalp was bind together not to let go. I usually cut the extra long hair that keep cropping up from unknown places but each time i visit the barber he seems to notice that i cut it myself, so i have to come up with excuses that i was living in a hostel with no barber. Till then my friends , i will keep long hair till i get fed up or i go bald , but i would prefer a clean shaven scalp than some hair covering it , maybe i look cool bald like bruce willis or maybe not.... time will only tell
Flight Chaos
Well it had been long time since i had taken a flight.So somebody woke me up and my parents geared up my suitcase and i was off. After being dropped off the airport i went in to check in worried if i had extra luggage that i would have to pay for. So after standing in the line for ten minutes i showed the attendant my confirmed ticket print out. Then weighed in my luggage at 19.9 kg , well good going for me i thought. Then it started happening , first the attendant asked how i payed for the ticket, so i said "credit card" , and do you have the credit card you made the payment from , so i went on that my friend made the payment , so i had to pay in cash for my expensive trip on the other counter which was half a mile outside and to top that they sent a guy from the cash counter to verify if the payment was to be made. Then after hurrying to the check in counter after making the payment i got into the line realizing there were just 20 minutes to the flight. the attendant then replied " i am sorry , it seems we have lost your pnr number " well then she called on her supervisor , calling on her for help. Well somehow i did manage to get my boarding pass and i was off ,to the security check and then on the bus and then on the flight. Well i was quite happy i made it, and as the attendant told me i acquired my window seat, when a guy came up to me saying it was his seat, a little shocked i went to confirm on the print and so it was i had the next seat. Well got a little happy seeing the bubbly flight attendants happily greeting every dazed passenger as if we've been forced out of bed on purpose. Then we were off,a american accent welcoming us on board, somehow american seem to make you a lot safer on the flight, as if the american knew how to drive the plane even if a bird hit the engine. So drank a glass of water and tried to fit in my adjustable chair but when my right eye started blinking as if the wide 360 degree had been decreased to 270 from the right, but it went back to normal in a minute. Looked in front realizing a bald man was sitting right in front on my seat with a black mole on his right part of his skull, making me realize the horror's of my future, thanks to my receding hairline.So the plane took off , making me realize how superman would feel against the g force and the awesomeness of sheer power. so the plane began to climb , and i turned to see the sight outside , nothing but skyscrapers looking like small architectural models , when i realized the person at the window seat chanting a prayer , now that made me a little nervous, when suddenly a lady got up and tried to reach for the loo when a air hostess stopped her right opposite to my seat giving her the instruction to vomit in the plastic bag, oh lord not here.
Through that period i realized how cheap airlines had gotten not even providing passengers with lime water or refreshments for ear balance. So trying to concentrate on games on my cell phone rather than the irritating flight, made me realize a small developing headache reaching a migrane point, so i had a 20 buck juice i tried my best to sleep in a comfortable position when the small kid behind me started crying and pulling the top of my seat , so the parents finally intervened and i had my share of peace.The landing was smooth and i got off thanking the air hostesses as if i had a nice flight.Then got to the baggage collection, when i received a phone call from my sister enquiring about the flight, i told her it was ok but my luggage is still to come and most of the people have got it. Well she said it always seems to everyone that their luggage comes last , so pretending she was right stood there for 15 minutes realizing there was only one cardboard box left when an american came running to collect that too. Well now i was angry and went to enquire about my luggage to find out the specific airline didn't have a counter in that airport , so called up my sister and told her to inform the airline and read out the boarding pass number to her realizing that i was a mr venugopalan on the tag behind and my luggage had went to jammu. So i informed the authority there, and filled up the form , reassuring me that my luggage will be dropped at my home.well lucky for i had all the time in the world otherwise a scheduled person would have chewed their ass off. So the next time you see a person angry, frustrated seeming like a terrorist , think again cause he/she might have went through the ordeal of a "wonderful" airline experience
Quotes from Movies
BATMAN - A DARK KNIGHT
" You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become a villain "
FELON
" When your life is defined by a single action......you change the concept of time"
MATRIX REVOLUTIONS
Why, Mr. Anderson? Why, why, why? Why do you do it? Why, why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something, for more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is, do you even know? Is it freedom, or
truth, perhaps peace, could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson,
vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect
trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or
purpose! And all of them as artificial as the matrix itself, although only
a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able
to see it Mr. Anderson, you must know it by now. You can't win, it's
pointless to keep fighting! Why, Mr. Anderson, why? Why do you persist?
" You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become a villain "
FELON
" When your life is defined by a single action......you change the concept of time"
MATRIX REVOLUTIONS
Why, Mr. Anderson? Why, why, why? Why do you do it? Why, why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something, for more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is, do you even know? Is it freedom, or
truth, perhaps peace, could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson,
vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect
trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or
purpose! And all of them as artificial as the matrix itself, although only
a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able
to see it Mr. Anderson, you must know it by now. You can't win, it's
pointless to keep fighting! Why, Mr. Anderson, why? Why do you persist?
TATTOO – WHERE’s YOuR MARK AT ?
Well I kept seeing tattoo’s on people , and always wished I could have one. Tattoo usually for people represents a phase of their life they want to remember, but for me it would be just for style , a fire emerging from my half sleeved shirt would obviously catch everybody’s attention. well one of my friends did get one on his forearm and it was a thought, but it took him six grueling hours of pain sticking needles just for a text on his hands that will remain for his entire life, unless he removes it by surgery. well I always wanted a normal green ink looking tattoo but looking at some of the colored tattoo’s on people skin made me change my mind and a tattoo on my back with my name in Sanskrit or Hindi would be a great identification mark . And for the people with a creative bent of mind , they can keep drawing their own temporary tattoo’s with colored pens like this
PALMISTRY - do your hands hold your future ?
Yes those lines in my hand are not nerve endings they depict my past ,present and future as says so the book on palmistry. Well if I had known about this I had already consulted a palmist of what career option to take and how to get rich real fast but that is a far away story. So I did some research on the net and found out that more about this pseudoscience, well one of the facts that I got interested in palmistry was that one of my uncles was suffering from a disease that the doctor’s couldn’t diagnose , so her daughter seeing no hope left tried her versions of science to find a cure for her father, and one palmist was so sure that he said there is something wrong with his pancreas, and so it was. Was it a lucky guess or was it his knowledge that helped that palmist, but there lies another case where my friend made print out of hands of dead people and tried to verify from various palmists as to how long they have to live, not even single one of them could identify their death. and there are a hell lot of factors that a palmist need to consider before he tells you future like skin color,mounts, hand type,nails size ..etc. Well is it a good thing to study if you’re getting bored and have nothing else to do
The Basic lines of the Palm are as follows
The Lines of the Palm represent the degree of ease or conflict in a person's life. Few lines can mean few worries, however it may also represent a dull, uninteresting life. As in all things, the key is balance.
•The heart line governs our emotional life.
•The head line governs our intellect and our ability to concentrate and learn.
•The life line demonstrates how you look at your life and your personal control of it.
•The destiny line is often called the dream line because it represents working for a dream or goal.
•There are many minor lines that control other aspects of the personality and will.
In the end I would like to conclude that people make their own destiny , their own choices which govern their lines and how they shape about in the future but luck is what is already built in your hands and so be it.So here goes my hand and it’s million lines which I could mark with a red pen, I know what you’re thinking this guy must be a psycho , well I’ll agree if my hand says so
you can even try out this book online , it's quite good
ftp://opensource.nchc.org.tw/gutenberg/2/0/4/8/20480/20480-h/20480-h.htm#Plate_XVII
MAKE YOUR OWN MINI DAIRY
Well it was a long time ago when I saw my cousin brother making a calendar in his notebook for calculating the days he went to college, that gave me an idea for a creating a mini diary which would remind me only the important details of the day like places went to , people met, just a brief happening s of the day so I wouldn’t call it a proper diary .well it has been 4 years since I have been jotting down facts in my mini dairy and the pain of keeping a mini dairy and it in fact has paid off I can now recollect moments I had no idea that had happened but the irony of the matter is that my cousin brother recalls stuff that my dairy doesn't even have, so people with weak memory here is a great idea for keeping your memories alive.Well another concept of the mini dairy of using a simple paper sheet and keeping in your notebook at all times so you keep on writing down stuff that occurs in a week or so , believe me it’s hard I have left out months but the fact I can recall my miserable yet happy life is a wonderful experience.here is an picture of what your mini diary should look like
the songs play on...
Angels And Airwaves - The Adventure
Brick and Lace - Love Is Wicked
Carolina Liar - I'm Not Over
Enrique Iglesias – Push
gnarls Barkley - run
holiday - green day
Jay Sean - Ride It
John Mayor - Waiting on the World to Change
Paolo Nutini - New Shoes
Red - Already Over
Saving Abel – Addicted
Shinedown – Devour
Bhootnath - Banku Bhaiya
Weezer - Pork And Beans
Wyclef Jean - Fast Car
Seether – rise above this
Flobots – handelbars
Foo Fighters – let it die
Madonna – 4 minutes
Katy perry – I kissed a girl
Coldplay – violet hill
GAMES – games you should play in your lifetime
HALF LIFE - this is one addictive game which you want to play forever, spent 2 months on a single location cause i couldn't find the ladder and it was worth it
CRYSIS - can't wait to get my hands on this one
GEARS OF WAR - awesome combat game
DOOM - doom boom boom
UNREAL TOURNAMENT - fight it till the end boy !
QUAKE - get shaking..
ASSASSIN'S CREED - one of the best a.i i have seen in a long time
GTA SERIES - waiting for the gta 4 series
MAX PAYNE - bring on the payne with awesome slow motion fights
FIFA 07 - nice game for football but it's get on your nerve
SUPERBIKE - awesome graphics
RAINBOW SIX SERIES - awesome weapons training
SPLINTER CELL - awesome night fights
LIFEOGRAPHY
Why you’re better than me and you thought you’re life sucked
1. You Have a job cause I can’t seem to get one
2. You have a social life cause I am too shy to converse with the opposite sex
3. You have a bank account and actually have money in it
5. You aren’t living at your parents house cause it’s comfortable
6. You go out on holidays to a actual place
7. You don’t have falling hair with a receding hairline
8. You don’t spend hours on the computer killing time
9. You don’t watch all the movies
10. You don’t ignore your friends and relatives
11. You can study for an hour and remember it
12. Other people think you’re good at computers but you know shit about the programming stuff
13. Cause you can decide whether it’s better for you to pursue a master’s degree or just do a course and try to find a job
14. The high point of your weekend is the burger you had
15. Your parents think you’re not depressed
16. You are not an alcoholic
17. You’re not too thin
18. You don’t have a popped knee, weak neck and back
19. You don’t have hypertension
20. You don’t have big ears
21. You don’t lie to your friends
What rocks on the boob tube !!
MY NAME IS EARLone of the coolest shows showing a guy trying to work out his karma
THE OFFICEone of my favorites shows on the tube because it’s just too damn funny.
8 SIMPLE RULESfunny sitcom showing a father who is overprotective of his daughter
HOUSEone of the best medical series I’ve seen in a long time
TWO AND A HALF MENthis makes a comeback for Charlie sheen
LAS VEGASgreat show based on the security advisors in L.A
SCRUBSone of the funny medical series having a deep meaning
FRIENDSone of the classics shows you can’t stop watching
SOUTH PARKone of the best comic stuff but only for 18+
FAMILY GUYgreat show showcasing a family and there problems
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMONDgreat writing put to the screen.
THE SIMPSONSone the best shows on television . dope !!!
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